Here is the one where we finally do a bizarre blend of comedy and sincere self-reflection. That has never been done before on the podcast, so we are finally doing it.

Look. I know the audio is bad most of the time. We're gonna fix that in a few months probably. I don't know how it keeps being all screwed up. Chris is so disappointed with us.

Here is the one where we talk about how to optimize your body. How to achieve truly superhuman strength...and we mean that mentally but also emotionally and spiritually. We also have some good ideas for merchandise.

(This episode art is a picture of Griffin's grandfather when he was a body builder while he was enlisted in the Air Force during WW2.)

You are a genius of science and mathematics. Thank you, citizen soldier, for enlisting in the Goober Time Army

Animals. They're all around us, but what do we really even use them for? Well dear listener, in this episode we dive in and see how far we can optimize animals. And yeah, again, it gets weirdly sentimental. And yeah, Griff forgets what he's talking about maybe 9 times but I think that got edited out.

Our first video episode. You can watch it at https://www.youtube.com/@GooberTimePod Wow. We're really here. I can't even. That said, I'm sorry for the audio. Tom is just so loud sometimes. You might say volume is one of his vices...

Enjoy, citizen soldier. Welcome to the Journey. Welcome to the Awakening. You are loved. No one thinks like you.

Here's the one our dads have been leaving us voicemails about: Classic Rock. There will never be another Hendrix, bro, seriously. Joplin? Goated. Morrison? All hail the Lizard King. The Stones? Now I'm gettin' Satisfaction. Will we mention your favorite rock and rollers or will we just piss you the hell off because we didn't dig deep enough on "Shine on You Crazy Diamond"?

Turn on, tune in, and drop out with this psychedelic ep of GTWDCCHBTG.

This one Tom tries to drag Griffin down with him. Down into the depths of his disgusting disease - alcohol. That's probably what we talk about in this one I think probably.

So in this one we pretty much talk about pets and what it is like to both dominate and nurture a living being. We hold an awesome responsibility as humans to shape the lesser beings around us.

How to use strangers, how to become strangers, how to enjoy strangers.

We're doing "scene painting" in this one. We did that for a little while but then Tom nixed that. I guess I did too. But I kinda liked it. Call me an improv nerd. If you like the scene painting about the stranger let us know in your 5 star review.