Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown.

Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, Kids

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Short Skit, What a Day

Linda Chong as Bella

Hester van der Vyver as Skye

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Preeya Ahluwalia as the child

Dick Clever, Takes Two

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory

Linda as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?

We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with.

May your week end well and your organs to be untouched.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Organs

Thomas Taufan as Organist

On the Roman Nose, Delegation

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Dick Clever, Jurisdiction

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and Jack

Linda Chong as Barker and Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste).

Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Archbishop, Potato

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

Ed & Ted, Dust Storm

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Regina and Larry

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Regina

Thomas Taufan as Larry the Lemming

Linda Chong as Singer

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in.

Between visiting the Coliseum for some good old-fashioned entertainment, listening to the bewildering musings of Adhere in Dick Clever and listening to the chaotic mind of the Archbishop, I think we have enough humour to get you through the end of the week.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Archbishop, Address

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

On the Roman Nose, Here Kitty, Kitty

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice

Cheng as Pervert 1

Dick Clever, Adhere

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it.

Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

News, Push Bikes

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

Ed & Ted, Give up the Smokes

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Dick Clever, Captain Hickory

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday sometime in April and we join our newest Detective on the block, Dick Clever, for an all-round stylistic and amusing approach to crime. Not just any crime, but one involving cod pieces. Disturbingly curious. We then take you to the Doctor's office, where nothing is quite as it seems, and then some amusing storytelling with Ed & Ted. They just can't seem to understand "women folk" these days. In turn, I don't quite understand them so I think we're even.

Either way, we hope you enjoy another week of skits both short and long, and remember size doesn't matter, as long as it tickles your fancy.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Dick Clever, Dick and Doc

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder

Short Skit, Doctor

Gavin Jones as Doctor

Thomas Taufan as Jenkins

Linda Chong as Secretary

Ed & Ted, Compliments

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday and we have a nice bag of mixed skits to get you through the week. We bring you political chaos and humour with On the Roman Nose, some good old Australian love for the Blue Heeler in Ed & Ted, and a glorious entrance with one of our favourite Characters, Old Edgar. We explore the beauty of names, lineage, the glorys of youth and the importance a good exorcism at the end of a week.

So sit back, relax and have a laugh at the end of another chaotic week.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

On the Roman Nose, More’s the Pity

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom

Ed & Ted, Ol’ Blue

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Old Edgar, Life

Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

It's Friday, finish up the week with a smile or a laugh and join Caesar and Sensus in dealing with crime and justice, a short a merry skit to break up the episode and finish with the finale of Paranormal Patrol at Lady Loosely's Head. It's not goodbye forever for the Paranormal Patrol, but they do need to wrap up this investigation and answer once and for all, is the gaol at Lady Loosely's Head haunted? And also who is doing the haunting? Does the HR department need to know about Buster and the Stool? Does insurance handle ghost related accidents? For all that and more, join us on Getting You Home On Friday!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

On The Roman Nose, Clemency:

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Cheng as Centurian and Clemency

Linda Chong as Intercom

Short Skit, Hostiles

Nate Gothard as Pilot

Thomas Taufan as Co-Pilot

Paranormal Patrol,vLady Loosely’s Head E10

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster, Soldier and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern