It’s our first-ever Monday episode (Memorial Day vibes!), and Tony’s already losing a fight to pollen — seriously, someone get this man some local honey. Mike’s gearing up to work the upcoming Dirty Heads triple-head show in Colorado, but we still found time to unpack way too many topics, including:

🌪 Shifting weather patterns & why your joints are better forecasters than the Weather Channel

🤖 AI girlfriends, including YouTuber Alex Stokes, who built his a robot body (because, of course)

🍑 STIs on the rise among seniors (whoa, Grandma!)

🎩 The Mandela Effect — why did we all swear the Monopoly guy had a monocle?! (Ace Ventura was the proof)

💊 Neuro gum, watermelon, jicama, and other ways we’re convincing ourselves we’re “healthy”

🐍 What if snakes, spiders, and predators were enormous? Who would animals vote for if they ran elections?

🏀 And yes… we’re salty. How did Joker not get MVP?!

Plus: Antarctica isn’t what you think, professional iceberg movers are real, and Mike & Tony wonder if they should pivot to being line-standers for cash.

Hit play — we’re bringing the weird this week!

Cheers!

m&t

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