The Righteous Gemstones may have been the funniest show on TV.

Bison gores a Florida tourist at Yellowstone National Park.

Ducks delayed a baseball game, and I ran over a squirrel.

Jail enters lock down after a convicted killer goes missing for 12 hours. Then cops realize they forgot him at the courthouse.

Mother’s Day is this weekend… don’t mess it up!!!

Denver Nuggets got hammered by the Oklahoma City Thunder last night.

Heisman Trophy winner, Colorado Buffaloes star, Travis Hunter got his diploma today.

I’m super fast at running through a Walmart.

Trump - Pope picture… Yeah, that was weird.

I’m the forbidden fruit of Colorado media.

Police found a pet raccoon holding a meth pipe in Akron, Ohio.

A South Australia resident had a neighbor drop a turd on their driveway.

WeightWatchers files for bankruptcy amid rising use of Ozempic, other obesity drugs.

I fix Chipotle’s portion control problem.

People are suing Burger King for false advertising.

SPORTS:

Shedeur Sanders fan suing NFL for $100 million over 'emotional distress' of QB's draft fall.

The Colorado Rockies still suck.

The Utah Hockey Club is now the Utah Mammoth.

Humanoid robot attacked a factory worker in China.

Met Gala was yesterday, and only snobby assholes and fancy celebrities attended.

Retired strongman, and BFFs of Colorado's strongman Brian Shaw - Eddie Hall is making headlines in the UK, after his family seemed to be harassed at their home.

What to do when husbands refuse to change diapers.

Plane in Bolivia left passengers stranded for 36 hours in alligator-infested waters.

SPORTS:

Denver Nuggets beat the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Colorado Rockies are set to be the worst team ever in the MLB.

The NHL All-Star Game is going away.

You could spend $130 on dirty Nike shoes.

Screaming US tourist impaled on Rome's Colosseum railing while seeking selfie.

Scientists claim to have engineered world-first T. rex leather.

Mom was horrified after learning she booked a massage at a brothel.

Road rage turned into a Pennsylvania woman defecating on on a car hood.

Nuggets beat the Clippers and move on to the Thunder.

Should/will LeBron James retire from the NBA?

Can you mow your neighbor’s lawn without asking?

Don’t take little kids to fancy art museums. Because they could damage a super expensive painting, like what happened at a Dutch museum.

Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate.

The Kentucky Derby is this weekend. Connery DeHuff and Cowboy DeHuff give you ideal horse names.

Shedeur Sanders has the top selling rookie NFL jersey.

Travis Hunter is the happiest football player on the planet.

LEFTOVERS: More on the 100 men vs. 1 gorilla conversation.

The Denver Nuggets must have listened to this show. They beat the L.A. Clippers like I said they would.

Connery and Cowboy DeHuff take a crack at hosting the show.

More than a third of Americans said they secretly hate being asked to help other people move.

Tourist in the Philippines was brutally attacked by a crocodile after climbing into its enclosure to take a selfie with it.

Student rescued from Mount Fuji twice in one week - the second time was because he forgot his phone.

A female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight reportedly stripped naked and defecated on her seat mid-flight.

Why is everyone talking about '100 men and a gorilla' right now?

The NFL fined the Atlanta Falcons $250,000, their defensive coordinator Jeff Ulbrich $100,000, for the Shedeur Sanders NFL draft prank committed by Ulbrich’s son, Jax.

My son hit his first home run!! Why it's important to be a coachable athlete and employee.
You could smell a dog’s bad breath for $25 an hour.
A Virginia woman had a snake fall from above, hit her in the head, and land in her margarita.
Man stacks toilet paper rolls with one hand to break world record. that has to be the dumbest skill, ever!
Someone is having regrets for spending over $8k on procedures to transform into a cat.
Ryan O'Hearn of the Orioles got caught in a funny hot mic moment.
Men’s restroom etiquette I never really thought about.
Can the Denver Nuggets beat the L.A. Clippers?

I miss Adam Sandler’s dirty comedy albums.

Amusement park goers got stuck on a ride at Denver’s Elitch Gardens.

Massachusetts town Rockport vandalized by woodpecker who's damaged 25 cars in mating season pecking spree.

Shaq should get an adult diaper endorsement.

Australian radio station didn’t tell listeners that their midday host was artificial intelligence. I explain why this isn’t a big deal. Plus, why music radio talents are on the low end of media talent.

Like we discussed last week, Shedeur Sanders fell to the 5th round to the Browns.

During the NFL draft, Shedeur was pranked by a family member of the Atlanta Falcons.

Roger Goodell expects 16 international games a year soon, including some in Asia. UK, Germany, Mexico, and Brazil are already hosting NFL games.