Are you ever going to text me?

This episode includes "Cousin Oliver,” so it may be the beginning of the end for CCR.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph create a list of the best TV Child Actors.

Pat Johnson's squirrel graveyard.

The question that triggers Joseph the most is, "Did I do that?”

Jim serenades everyone with the theme song to "Eight is Enough.”

Big toilet and little toilet.

Franklin Delano Bluth

Little Opie Cunningham.

Joseph talks about a couple of Eddie Haskell's his daughter dated.

Jason rejects Jim and Joseph's half-hearted apology for last week's episode.

Which child actor stole the show from J.J.?

Was there child abuse in the Cleaver's household?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode has nothing to do with boot camps or police academies.

Jason, Jim and Joseph list their favorite post graduation movies.

OK. Show of hands. Who has masturbated today?

Jason desperately tries to deny any Star Trek crushes.

The best form of any revenge must involve hundreds of boxes of popcorn.

One word, plastics.

Which movie was a precursor for the iconic CHiPs disco skating episode?

What major is Jason's son going to college for?

Are you ever going to text me?

Jason, Jim, and Joseph confess about their favorite movies with religious themes.

This podcast episode has been rated "O" for being morally offensive by the Catholic Diocese.

• Old men complaining about lawns.
• Jason does a VERY disturbing impression of Sylvester Stallone as Axel Foley.
• Joseph admits to seeing every movie banned by the Catholic church.
• The miracle of the parting of seas was outdone by the spectacle of Jaws.
• Coach Martin couldn't cover up the boobs in English class.
• More James Mason impressions, please.
• Pope Voldemort I?
• "Hey Jesus. Who loves you, baby?"
• Why has the world not heard Bruce Springsteen's amazing version of Raspberry Beret?
• Why do bad remakes involve the star playing dual roles?