Are you ever going to text me?

This episode takes the form of a giant glass of water.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph rattle off some of the worst television and movie superheroes ever made.

I'm the Nightmower!!

Jason confronts his personal beef with Aquaman.

Jim and Joseph come to blows over the Wonder Twins.

Jack Nicholas as "The Driver"

Jim gives a lesson on the Apache language.

Jason gets triggered AGAIN over Madame Web.

The Makeup Department couldn't even bother with covering up Shaq's tattoo.

What legendary actor was the voice of Nuclear Man?

What dollar movie did Joseph ask for a refund?

Are you ever going to text me?

Yes, it’s funny and entertaining, but you don’t want to listen to this episode.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph explore the best drug influence scenes in movies.

Shame on you Mr. Stiller!

Joseph becomes the one-legged critic.

Gimme drugs! Gimme drugs!

People don’t like it when you sneeze on their cocaine.

Jason is the last person on earth to learn about the different packaging methods used between heroin and cocaine.

Jim performs his new impression of the transitional, Hispanic Pacino.

No beta or blue blockers were used during the recording of this episode.

What condition WAS my condition in?

What song is playing when the Dude loses his roach?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode challenges the concept of night mowing... and loses.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph nearly hurt themselves coming up with a list of the best, non-fatal cinematic injuries.

I'm going to break your back, Batman.

Jason admits to not seeing a single Bruce Lee film.

He's the Taj Murray of the movie.

Frank and beans!

Why is the Darth Vader's actual line to Luke far worse than the what fans mistakenly think it is?

Is mowing with Crocs more dangerous than mowing at night?