New team? New season? Here’s how not to suck at it.

This week, Scott and Jamie tackle one of youth hockey’s great unspoken rules: how to be a decent human when you’re the “new parent” in the building. From locker room etiquette and post-practice weirdness to that awkward “who’s-who” in the TeamSnap chat, this episode is your unofficial guide to not being that parent.

We also revisit the legend of Quesadilla Kid, talk about why your kid might be hovering near the door after practice, and break down the fine line between supporting your player and totally screwing it up.

Topics include:
🚗 Car ride confessions: when to coach and when to shut up
👀 How to read the room (and not overstay in it)
🤐 Why fighting your kid’s battles never ends well
📱 Tips for navigating new group chats without chaos

Whether you're a rookie parent or a locker room vet, this one’s for you. Take the notes, just don’t share them in the team chat.

Summer hockey is here, and the dad guilt is real. In Episode 10, Jamie and Scott dive into how much is “enough” for your kid in the offseason, from private skates and college camps to European tournaments and that one time a kid skipped practice to eat tacos.

They also shout out listener Kirk from Ontario for dropping a sick gear hack, roast the rise of pay-to-play showcases, and question how hard parents should push when kids just want to chill. Spoiler: Nobody has it figured out, but we’re all sweating in the same locker room.

Whether your kid’s at surf camp or triple-shifting on synthetic ice, this one’s for the parents wondering: Are we doing too much... or not enough?

The gear smells bad, but sometimes the vibes are worse. In this episode, Scott and Jamie dig into the unspoken side of youth hockey, when the locker room dynamic goes sideways and your kid’s stuck dealing with it. From subtle bullying to straight-up bad apples, we talk about what parents can do (and what they probably shouldn’t). Plus: a rant about character, ego, and what it really means to carry yourself the right way on and off the ice.

If you've ever walked out of the rink wondering what the hell just happened in there, this one's for you.