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Commuter Comedy: Fake Calls, Fitness AIs, and Resolving for 2025
- 2024/12/29
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Hey there road warriors and subway surfers! Welcome to Commuter Comedy, where we turn traffic jams into traffic jams - the kind you can dance to! I'm your host, Chris, and today's date is December 29th, 2024.
So, everyone's talking about these new AI personal trainers that are supposedly taking over gyms. Let me tell you, I tried one yesterday. It kept telling me my form was wrong while I was eating a sandwich on the treadmill. The nerve! At least human trainers wait until you finish chewing to judge you.
Speaking of judgment, let's talk about something we've all done - pretending to take a phone call to avoid talking to someone. I did this at the grocery store yesterday, but my phone actually rang while I was fake-talking on it. Talk about being caught red-handed! I had to pretend I was getting another call on my other invisible phone. Now I'm known as the two-phone guy at Whole Foods.
And since we're wrapping up December, can we discuss New Year's resolutions? People are going crazy with these AI resolution planners now. Mine generated a list that included learning to speak dolphin and becoming a professional sock puppet artist by March. I mean, I'll try, but the dolphin community is pretty exclusive, and my sock puppet game is already pretty strong.
You know what's really wild? We're all out here making plans for 2025 when most of us still write 2023 on our documents. I caught myself writing 2020 the other day - I think part of me is still stuck in that year, probably still hoarding toilet paper somewhere in my subconscious.
Oh, and here's a pro tip for all you winter commuters: When your car window freezes, don't do what I did and try to defrost it with your morning coffee. First, it doesn't work, and second, you'll have to commute without caffeine, which is basically like trying to run a marathon in flip-flops - technically possible but why would you do that to yourself?
Well, fellow commuters, remember: whether you're stuck in traffic, squeezed in a subway, or pretending to be on two phone calls at once, you're not alone. Keep those heated seats warm and those fake phone conversations convincing!
Thanks for listening to Commuter Comedy! Stay funny, stay safe, and don't forget to honk if you love pretending to be on your phone!
So, everyone's talking about these new AI personal trainers that are supposedly taking over gyms. Let me tell you, I tried one yesterday. It kept telling me my form was wrong while I was eating a sandwich on the treadmill. The nerve! At least human trainers wait until you finish chewing to judge you.
Speaking of judgment, let's talk about something we've all done - pretending to take a phone call to avoid talking to someone. I did this at the grocery store yesterday, but my phone actually rang while I was fake-talking on it. Talk about being caught red-handed! I had to pretend I was getting another call on my other invisible phone. Now I'm known as the two-phone guy at Whole Foods.
And since we're wrapping up December, can we discuss New Year's resolutions? People are going crazy with these AI resolution planners now. Mine generated a list that included learning to speak dolphin and becoming a professional sock puppet artist by March. I mean, I'll try, but the dolphin community is pretty exclusive, and my sock puppet game is already pretty strong.
You know what's really wild? We're all out here making plans for 2025 when most of us still write 2023 on our documents. I caught myself writing 2020 the other day - I think part of me is still stuck in that year, probably still hoarding toilet paper somewhere in my subconscious.
Oh, and here's a pro tip for all you winter commuters: When your car window freezes, don't do what I did and try to defrost it with your morning coffee. First, it doesn't work, and second, you'll have to commute without caffeine, which is basically like trying to run a marathon in flip-flops - technically possible but why would you do that to yourself?
Well, fellow commuters, remember: whether you're stuck in traffic, squeezed in a subway, or pretending to be on two phone calls at once, you're not alone. Keep those heated seats warm and those fake phone conversations convincing!
Thanks for listening to Commuter Comedy! Stay funny, stay safe, and don't forget to honk if you love pretending to be on your phone!