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Hey campers, get away from that crib with a ceiling and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about the hard life of Rhoda Derry and her stupid ass ex-boyfriends mom that drove her to insanity. We also tell you about the a gaggle of Christmas cryptids including Spoon Licker, Door Sniffer, and Meat Hook!

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Hey campers, get away from that tutor and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about Jung Yoojung, the true crime obsessed killer from South Korea who was straight up should have picked another career cause she sucked. We also tell you about the infamous Dildo Monster of Dildo pond and how a small Canadian town is not capitalizing enough on this horny beast.

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Hey campers, get away from that cabin and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about the battle that happened on Mount Saint Helen between five minors and a shit ton of Bigfoot. We also tell you about the infamous incident at Ruby Ridge and how not to handle a shootout.

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Hey Campers, get away from that 22 and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you all about the legendary outlaws Bonnie and Clyde and their toeless and burnt tirade across the U.S. We also discuss the Cleveland Browns football team and their curse of 22 that keeps them looking like a big steamer year after year.

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I’m too tired to write this, I’ll fix it later. Do people even read these? Penis butt crab sandwich man. Don’t say that out loud it’ll cause your mailman’s head to explode.

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Hey Campers, get away from that big rock and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you all about Mona Frady, the Popstar turned witch, turned murderer. We also discuss the the legendary Cain and Able and how they didn’t only invent murder, but Bigfoot also.

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Hey Campers, get away from that paranormal investigator and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about about Bethlam Asylum which gained its nackname Bedlam from the chaos that took place inside its walls. We also discuss the Owl Man of Cornwall and how we hope to god that he's just a terrifying monster and not a creepy predator.

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Hey Campers, get away from that invisible dog and over to the fire, we got some stories to tell. This week we tell you about about Julian Buchwald, a young devout christian Aussie who came up with the worst plan ever to get laid. We also discuss Sergei Mikhailovich Prokudin-Gorskii the time traveling photographer who can't seem to stop popping up in random places and times.