Read by The Woman. Supervised by Bob the Writing Cat.

The world is loud.
Everyone’s rushing. Yelling. Clicking. Panicking about the price of eggs.
And frankly? It’s exhausting.

In this premiere episode of Bob Out Loud, I—Bob the Writing Cat—invite you to consider a different way of existing. One that does not involve color-coded calendars, human nonsense, or the betrayal of daylight saving time.

Instead, I offer a method both ancient and powerful:
Loaf. Observe. Breathe with purpose.
And for the love of snacks, be louder in presence than in volume.

This short essay explores the quiet resistance of showing up gently, the radical act of being still, and the unapologetic power of claiming your space without needing anyone’s permission.

Because I don’t chase meaning.
I sit in it.

Listen in for snark, soul, and the reminder that sometimes being loud means doing absolutely nothing—beautifully.

Very truly yours,
Bob
Still. Loud. Absolutely Unbothered.

Bob Out Loud: The Bobington Audio Companion is a short-form podcast straight from the floofy, judgmental soul of Bob the Cat—cancer survivor, snack enthusiast, and full-time blanket fort philosopher. Read aloud by The Woman (his human and official voice actor), these episodes bring Bob’s most beloved essays from The Bobington Post to life with snark, softness, and surprising wisdom.

New episodes weekly. Occasional yelling. No apologies.