Things you might hear on the podcast:

-You’ll be going to yoga whenever you want, eating lemon desserts.

-You can’t eat the house if you’ve hot-glued it together.

-Lots of feet and ice cream put together.

Also, Jeremy airs his grievances too early for Festivus (if you’re not a Seinfeld fan just keep moving), Ryan talks about how his mom wraps his Christmas presents for him while he eats her food, and Alyssa dares us to find her a Christmas song she doesn’t like. Feel free to send her your suggestions!

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast.

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-What turkey is as moist as ham? If there is, there's something wrong with it.

-Don’t hold out for that cha cha slide part 2. I’ve been waiting 20 years+ for that.

-Which jock jams song are we doing for Christmas Eve at Hope?

Ryan talks yoga sweat, Alyssa dreams of cloning and Jeremy shares his extreme disgust about feet. And more. Thank God.

Also be sure to check out our segments "I wish...," "Bible Booyah" and "My favorite..."

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast

Things you might hear on the podcast:

-My dad doesn't make kids pee their pants. He's dead.

-It's like if you saw Home Sweet Cone but you say Home Sweat Cone. It's not the same thing. Two totally different business models.

-Then Darius Rucker hands Jeremy a donut.

The train went off the tracks way too early on this one, as we spent a stupid amount of time talking about how to pronounce words. We also talk morning routines, our favorite podcasts (aside from this one, of course) and don't forget our segments, "I wish...," "Bible booyah," and " My favorite..."

And would someone please tell Jeremy to get over the West Des Moines stoplights?

And for more information on Jeremy, Ryan and Alyssa check out www.the2911group.com/podcast