Warning - any Tall Hot Blondes (TBHs) that are easily offended, please skip this episode. Starting with Wordle - really again guys?? Of course, my Daddy has Wordle brain! Daddy forgot his manners with his DROID, some things never change. New challenge to get warmed up - say Polly Had a Perfect Polymer Polly Poked Her Perfect Polymer With a Pen. We tease you with some topics but after aliens and expelling gas, we finally get to the question! Why does Orange Juice taste disgusting after brushing your teeth but pairs perfectly with our bestie, ALCOHOL? We talk tongues, beds, buds and paste taste. Is this a toothpaste question or not, or maybe its a question about mimosas or screwdrivers, who knows? I’ll tell you who - Ask My Daddy and the answer is LSL! And per him, its an idiot question, all about the bud tastes and Colgate scientists. We all need to do a measurement of derivation, so we can all enjoy THBs. Lort I hope I gave my Daddy correct social and/or dating advice, SMH. Life Lesson - drink more, brush less and love tangents.

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ER MAH GAWD - never knew I needed a Sabbatical until now. I spent some time dusting off these microphones. So this is us, getting back in the saddle and getting my mis en place back in order. Life is a journey and Daddy is always ready with a rando song and wants everything to be about him. Which is fine! He’s old, he’s my Daddy, so he can get what he wants. Cat hairs galore with misconceiving titles all over the place! Witty is Fitty, we need to quit licking our fingers. Daddy tries to make me a kitty pimp or the opposite of a kitty pimp whatever the fuck that is.. I LOVE Daddy’s definition of a menty B (aka MTV to him) Cheers to being back in the saddle and getting our mics right. Hashtag best daddy in the world! Er mah gawd, watch out - spoiler alert!! Second real episode to drop momentarily

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We may repeat ourselves but we are still a little rusty in this one too… Who the fuck is my cohost?? Joel the Father.. And please don’t eat during this episode, it will not end up well. Daddy is READY feeling frisky and froggy, and Deanna the Daughter is WRONG on the episode number cuz we did a reversi, unintentionally. Heads up - toilet plungers are the worst! But it gives musical chairs a whole new meaning… Shit ends up everywhere with these thangs and that’s gross, pause for puke sounds here… But you’re welcome for dick firecrackers. So I will drink to this episode and say cheers with the warning of TMI and DO NOT EAT. We’s back-ish and don’t take our advice, especially when it comes to TNT!!

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Are the questions on the left or right - its been too fucking long, we have NO idea what the actual fuck we’re doing. Therefore, everyone gets a refresher on this podcast and our bloviations - is that EVEN a real world. Who cares, the show must go on!! Best way to push forward is to reminisce with HOT DUDE FIRE PANTIES. We are all ready for rapid fire questions at Joel speed, LETS GO!!

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We start this episode with Daddy not feeling his LIPS, gonna be a wild-ish ride, y’all! Can we get our GD mics right yet? We’ve only been doing this for a year and Daddy just has to get his mouth in the “right” position.. SMH FML WTF… Of course we gotta catch up on how taco bowls can suck, hashtag eating healthy is lame.. We don’t count the boners and we are finally answering a LISTENER QUESTION!!! Shout out Candy - Hello Candy, quit rumbling around in my daddy’s brain! But first, a Tangent - an Elvis Tangent, of course!! So a good CPA question is - which is faster: the crazy speed of light or the snail speed of sound? We love alliterations and its obvi, BUT it’s a two parter: how do you measure each? Who the fuck knows, cuz its too sciency for this podcast. Cheers to my accountant by day, stripper by night bestie!! Keep these qweshons coming guys, we love ‘em and don’t mind the kitties in the background that Daddy can’t hear…

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THE most ridiculous questions EVER to go at Papa Joel speed, cringe worthy but so worth it! All from my noggin’.. Make it ‘til you fake it, take a shot now and believe me later. We go from thermostats to sharts to birthdays to noses to Mensa! Quite the gamut on the docket for this episode. I’m sure there’s some knowledge in there somewhere, drink up cuz this will tickle your punching bone! Catch this brain leakage please

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TRIGGER WARNING - skip this boner if you don’t feel like putting up with our ignorant blatant statements about real shit as this is heavier on the political discussions on our OG Mic (aka Yeti - hashtag don’t use it)… Otherwise, what do two podcasters do at night at a podcast conference? Record of course! On our not so great starter equipment - blah blah blah… Daddy thinks we are all crazy in the podcast world, this is a boner episode of our drunken thoughts while on our roadtrip. Fight about thermostat - bathtubs and fightin’ words! Hashtag no big holes means we can go to the bar, cheers! Recap of Thursday, Friday Dr. Drew - bar breaks, bra break… No feelings, just thoughts. Daddy is an ornery curmudgeon manchild with dad jokes, no surprise there. Lort, we need a drink or a refill or BOTH - chug chug chug!! One nugget of info - Bad rims equals brims! Daddy is a trip y’all cuz I dunno how we ended up at Flintstones, maybe started with brimstone? Shoutout to “Lets To Go Court” podcast for the DP and sexy time reference and DADDY FOR PREZ

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Daddy posed this question on some other episode which I cannot for the life of me remember BUT at least I wrote it down! We are a little rusty AND dusty but this is a super duper fun episode starting out with Big Bopper. Does that have anything to do with the question - NO but who gives a shit! Gave me time to get my diddly do’s in order. Then we have to discuss in length PODFEST 2024 y’all - WTF we are doing it! Sorry not sorry for rambling ON and ON about the schedule that I laid out in a spreadsheet cuz I’m square/Type A/NERD whatever, we are just so freakin’ excited!! I can post a pic of my “schedule” on our FB page to show off.. Does that have anything to do with the question - again NO! We all learn whos extra and whos intro, knowledge nugget! Warning though, this is going to be edited LIGHTLY when I usually have to edit heavily. So there may be funny noises, inexplicable sounds, etc. etc. blah blah.. At 30 MINUTES we get to the question. Hope everyone has been drinking up cuz yeah, that’s us!!

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