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Angry Geese, Malfunctioning Jackets, and Planking with Protein Bars - The Silly Side Up Podcast
- 2025/01/03
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The Silly Side Up - January 3rd, 2025
Hey there, breakfast buddies! Welcome to The Silly Side Up, where we flip your day sunny side up with a side of laughs. I'm your host, Chris, and boy, do I have some yolks - I mean jokes - for you today!
So, have you heard about the latest AI fashion trend? Apparently, smart clothes that adjust their temperature are all the rage now. My neighbor bought a self-heating jacket and it malfunctioned during a date - turned itself up to maximum heat in the middle of dinner. He literally became the hottest person in the restaurant! Talk about a warm personality, am I right? Drop me a comment if you've had any hilarious tech fails lately!
Speaking of fails, let me tell you about my morning routine disaster. You know how everyone's trying those productivity apps? Well, I downloaded one that's supposed to wake you up gradually with nature sounds. Sounds peaceful, right? Wrong! It started playing what it claimed were morning bird calls, but I'm pretty sure it was a recording of angry geese having a rap battle. I jumped so high, I nearly hit the ceiling fan! Anyone else out there being terrorized by their helpful tech?
And since we're in the depths of winter, can we talk about how everyone's New Year's resolutions are going? Three days in, and I've already seen people at my gym wearing their workout clothes inside out. But hey, at least they made it to the gym! I saw one guy yesterday trying to do a plank while simultaneously eating a protein bar. That's what I call multitasking! Or maybe just tasking, since he wasn't really succeeding at either.
Before we wrap up today's serving of silliness, remember: just like a perfect breakfast, life is better when you don't take it too seriously. Even if your smart clothes make you look dumb, your alarm sounds like angry birds, or your workout looks more like a nap-out.
This is Chris from The Silly Side Up, reminding you to keep your yolk intact and your funny side up! Thanks for listening!
Hey there, breakfast buddies! Welcome to The Silly Side Up, where we flip your day sunny side up with a side of laughs. I'm your host, Chris, and boy, do I have some yolks - I mean jokes - for you today!
So, have you heard about the latest AI fashion trend? Apparently, smart clothes that adjust their temperature are all the rage now. My neighbor bought a self-heating jacket and it malfunctioned during a date - turned itself up to maximum heat in the middle of dinner. He literally became the hottest person in the restaurant! Talk about a warm personality, am I right? Drop me a comment if you've had any hilarious tech fails lately!
Speaking of fails, let me tell you about my morning routine disaster. You know how everyone's trying those productivity apps? Well, I downloaded one that's supposed to wake you up gradually with nature sounds. Sounds peaceful, right? Wrong! It started playing what it claimed were morning bird calls, but I'm pretty sure it was a recording of angry geese having a rap battle. I jumped so high, I nearly hit the ceiling fan! Anyone else out there being terrorized by their helpful tech?
And since we're in the depths of winter, can we talk about how everyone's New Year's resolutions are going? Three days in, and I've already seen people at my gym wearing their workout clothes inside out. But hey, at least they made it to the gym! I saw one guy yesterday trying to do a plank while simultaneously eating a protein bar. That's what I call multitasking! Or maybe just tasking, since he wasn't really succeeding at either.
Before we wrap up today's serving of silliness, remember: just like a perfect breakfast, life is better when you don't take it too seriously. Even if your smart clothes make you look dumb, your alarm sounds like angry birds, or your workout looks more like a nap-out.
This is Chris from The Silly Side Up, reminding you to keep your yolk intact and your funny side up! Thanks for listening!