Okay, hmm, so which classic graduation cliche should we use to start this description? "Congradulations!" Nah. "Fellow seniors: wow. Who would have thought we would finally make it to the end of the school year!?" Nope, we're not smart enough to be Vals or Sals. I got it! "Graduates, as you end this chapter of your life and begin the next, listen to Absurd Arguments and the advice given by Matthew and Nathan. They shall guide your path." Perfect! Lucky for you, all the college advice you could possibly need is in this episode. Our hosts will help you to know how to make the best use of your time in your new college life. But first, listen as they hastily agree to statements they may not fully understand in one of their most interesting games yet. Throw your caps in the air and enjoy this episode of Absurd Arguments!

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In this world, there are two types of creatures: birds and everything else. It's about time birds got their due, to rise up and push back against the bourgeoisie of everything else is now! And Nathan and Matthew are the ones to lead us in this feathered revolution. They talk about such avian topics like famous bird sports teams, great bird insults, cool bird talents, and even true American icons. This episode is for the birds (and the working class)!

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Ah, springtime. A time when birds are yelling at each other, the bees are buzzing at each other, the crickets are chirping in the background... which is kind of annoying. But have you ever wondered what makes these creatures so freaking noisy? That's right, it's all because of flowers.* They make people do interesting things, too. We give them away on first dates. We lay them on people's gravestones. We even employ little girls to throw them at people at weddings. Fortunately, Nathan and Matthew, the great hosts of Absurd Arguments, will explore the reasons why we treat flowers the way we do. Before that, the boys discuss less common flower names you could use to name your kids. It's educational!** We hope you enjoy this episode!

*Do not use this podcast to get any scientific information as the hosts are complete morons.

**Why do they keep making these kinds of statements?

Songs used: The Girl from Ipanema midi and All the Single Ladies

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