In today's episode, these knuckleheads talk about booze-a-hol, fancy dinners, the best tipping practices, and New Year's resolutions. Are they for you or not? Tune in and learn nothing.

Today's drink is a Night Tripper:

• 1.75oz bourbon
• .75oz amaro
• .25oz Strega
• 2 dash Peychaud bitters

It's Christmas, let's talk about sex. Merry Sexmas!

Today's drink is the Breckenridge Brewery Christmas Ale!

It's not very Merry, it's not very bright, but today the guys talk about Christmas traditions, and the origins of Christmas, and Patrick teaches us all about the economy. And spoiler, the drink is terrible, Eddie is on thin ice with Ben and Patrick.

Today's drink is Jameson Orange:

• Pour as much as you want

Is your Christmas shopping all done? Well, if not, you'd better hustle up because the drivers are getting worse, the state is getting Redder, and tune in to find out if Ben is a chef.

Today's drink is Shaken Carajillo:

• 1.5oz Liquor 43
• 1.5oz brewed espresso

Today, Ben talks a big game about his trivia abilities, and Patrick tests him. Patrick talks about his community and asks Ben a question Ben doesn't know he's asking and gets super lost. It's weird but there's trivia. So tune in and learn some stuff.

Today's drink is BMW. Equal parts:

• Bailey's Irish Cream
• Malibu Coconut Rum
• Whiskey (of your choosing)

Guys! This might be the funniest episode yet. That's all I'm going to say. Listen now or later or again and again. This episode is pure pewter.

Today's drink is Sweet & Vicious:

• 2oz rye
• .5 oz amaro
• .5 oz dry vermouth
• 1tap maple syrup
• garnish with an apple slice

All things thankful! Reminiscing about turkey days past, Patrick describes his ultimate Thanksgiving plate. Stop by, give thanks, and enjoy the trip.

Today's beer is a Bean Counter - a Belgian-style brown ale with coffee and spices.

Ben likes baseball and Patrick likes nudity. Today these chuckleheads discuss how gray seatpants are basically the butcher shop window as well as strangers and friends coming to the roadside assist for their loved ones. Slide on into third, we're almost home

Today's drink is a White Mexcian:

• 2oz tequila
• 1 oz coffee liquor
• top with cream