This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Match of the Day; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about Kneecap's terror charges.

Patreons will also hear our interview with Dr. Hillary Acadeemya from the Transatlantic Institute For Sensible Government, who tells us how the media should be covering Trump's second term. If you want to hear that in full you'll have to sign up at Patreon.com/NonCensored, where you'll also get every episode early and without ads; every segment in video; and exclusive bonus podcasts such as this week's Time For Questions, where Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer YOUR questions.

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With thanks to Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy, Eshaan Akbar, Tom Crowley, Mark Davison, Davina Bentley and Ed Morrish.

Rosie's book, Why We Were Right, is available now.

Brendan is currently on tour with Kiell Smith-Bynoe and friends as part of Kool Story Bro.

Eshaan has a stand-up special on YouTube, The Pretender.

Tom has an excellent sketch comedy podcast called Crowley Time that you should listen to.

Mark does sketches with Anthony Richardson as The Exploding Heads, and they have a sports-based podcast called Sports Horn.

Davina does sketches on her Instagram, and does a very funny podcast with Freya Mallard called Binks and Hebrides Whine Time.

Ed also produces Sound Heap With John-Luke Roberts, an improvised sketch show

Show photography is by Karla Gowlett and design is by Chris Barker. Original music is by Paddy Gervers and Rob Sell at Torch and Compass

NonCensored is a Lead Mojo production

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