The Battery Operated Magic Toupee landed on Dickofa Barnyard - a planet that would give Old McDonald a stroke and have him drop dead on his farm while whispering his dying words of “Ee- i ee- i fucking-o!”

On a planet where the animals are nasty little shits andtalk, some of the cows on the farm moo, “Hey ya fucking perve, stop squeezing my milky teats! Go squeeze your wife’s titties with those callous, cold hands You fucking filthy farmer!”

The farmer also had insolent chicks on the farm that went,“Cluck-cluck, fuck you… after I crap all over the farm, I’m coming in the house and pebbledash your living room withchickenshit. And keep your grubby hands off my eggs… they come out of MY poop pipe so I’ll eat them!”

And McDonald’s pigs are all gone… they went to the Muslimand Jewish neighbourhoods to taunt the locals,

Which animal is the biggest dick? it’s hard to tell but may believe it to be the dog.

The dogs on planet Dickofa Barnyard have a real attitude andcan be heard barking, “Throw me a bone! Muther-fucker, you want to throw me the bone?! You keep the fucking boneand I'll eat the Goddamn meat that’s on the bone. And… If I want to hump your leg, I'll hump your goddamn leg and I don't care if you have to change your trousers when I'm done! Now I’m going next door and 69 the poodle!”

Warning – keep all animals out of the room while listeningto this latest episode.